 | You listen to Stevie Wonder. It is your first day, the sky is blue, girls are nice, and everything goes well. |
After three months
 | You listen to HOUSE music because you are already overloaded. |
After six months
 | You listen to Heavy Metal and start seeing everything double because you work from 8.00am till well over midnight. |
After nine months
 | You listen to Hip Hop. You became fat because of stress and suffer from constipation ! |
After one year
 | You listen to Gansta Rap. You blink, all the time and for no reason. You are deeply addicted to caffeine. |
After two years
 | You listen to Techno and your life is a perpetual rave party. Beat after beat you become crazy. |
And ultimately...
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In a pure and sincere desire to reduce mailbox sizes and help poor IT administrators, I decided to put online this joke instead of forwarding the mail. Credits go to its respective authors.
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