- Be vague: Do not define any detailed scope that would force you to implement what you promised.
- Begin the execution ASAP. Why make a planning when you already know lots of changes will happen.
- Focus solely on your team. Clients will only interfere with your work.
- Forgot about code documentation and instead prefer mutual trust with your client.
- Go beyond your client expectations. As clients expect always more and fancy features, you will sign new contracts that will compensate for your losses and bugs.
- Risk management ? By definition, risk is uncertain. Why bother planning for risk.
- Quality is only important at the end of the project. The client will only look at the GUI anyway.
- Avoid bureaucracy. Paperwork is a waste of (your) time.
- Make sure your team works overtime. As IT project are overdue anyway, put pressure on your team from the start.
- Throw away paper documents when the project is over. Paper files takes place in your office and none ever read them.
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