You listen to Stevie Wonder. It is your first day, the sky is blue, girls are nice, and everything goes well.
After three months
You listen to HOUSE music because you are already overloaded.
After six months
You listen to Heavy Metal and start seeing everything double because you work from 8.00am till well over midnight.
After nine months
You listen to Hip Hop. You became fat because of stress and suffer from constipation !
After one year
You listen to Gansta Rap. You blink, all the time and for no reason. You are deeply addicted to caffeine.
After two years
You listen to Techno and your life is a perpetual rave party. Beat after beat you become crazy.
In a pure and sincere desire to reduce mailbox sizes and help poor IT administrators, I decided to put online this joke instead of forwarding the mail. Credits go to its respective authors.